OMG - finally - another update, lol!
Thank you Madi and ilovejb!
Also, I know the links are all messed up, but I'm having difficulty fixing them. So, either I've suddenly gone retarded (possible), or they just refuse to work correctly. It will look perfect in the edit screen, but not show up on the main page. Or the title isn't reflected on each page but it is in the topic thread title.
Sorry for the weirdness - hopefully it will work itself out!
The Avalon Legacy - Chapter 23 - The Stinky Dramatic Episode
Drake is reeling over the smell of the girl who kicked over the garbage can, while Ocean doesn't think my hubby smells too fragrant.
Then the girl's smell wafts over to Joseph. Apparently, Ocean hasn't gotten a whiff of her yet, he's still complaining about Joseph.
Garbage girl complains about Joseph while he complains about her.
Finally the girl's putrid odor reaches Ocean's and Drake's nostrils. They both stifle a gag.
Joseph excuses himself to go home and take a shower.
The boys are quite grateful.
Ocean: Oh honey. Your farts smell like flowers.
Arynn: Teehee!
The resident streaker makes an appearance. The maid eyes him skeptically. That maid has some potential, don't you think?
For heaven's sake, Arynn, enough is enough. I never farted at the table that much! Ocean gets a giggle out of it.
Then he finally notices the nude man standing in the middle of the kitchen. He screams in fright. Arynn looks completely unsurprised. And unimpressed.
Um...I'm not sure what she's doing with her hand, but it almost looks like she's 'weighing her options', if you get my drift.
Apparently Ocean stacks up to be the winner.
Hey, a transparent garbage bag. Interesting.
The maid has gotten a makeover, and I must say, he's looking quite handsome. The streaker tries to distract him, but is unsuccessful.
Apparently, the maid likes Arynn. I see Ocean right outside the window. I wonder how he would react to Arynn being naked in the bathroom with some other guy. Of course, as is her nature, she's just doing her thing and ignoring him.
The maid tries to impress Arynn by ventrilofarting her. But she doesn't like it.
Ah, geez! Can't we just get through one chapter without this woman?
The first thing she does is hit the maid in the face with a pillow. Well, can't say he didn't deserve that.
By now I've completely forgotten this woman's name. So I'm going to start calling her DramaQueen.
And here's exactly why she lives up to her name so perfectly. Ocean walks up and hugs Arynn, DramaQueen has a hissy fit. Apparently, she's still under the impression that there's something going on between her and Ocean.
She slaps Ocean, who is so surprised he's smiling in disbelief. Arynn thinks it's kind of funny.
And she still slaps him while Arynn swoons.
DramaQueen announces that it's over with an overly dramatic flair, while Arynn looks on.
Ocean is furious, Arynn is indifferent.
But one thing Arynn never misses is the opportunity to do is punch people.
Drake: Dude! What was that for?
Arynn: Just because I felt like it, bro.
Arynn cheats in chess. DramaQueen looks over her shoulder unwittingly.
I don't know how Ocean can sleep with Aubrey playing his video games right next to him. He must be really tired.
Uh-oh. Drake and DramaQueen in the same room together...alone. Well, the maid is there, but no one really cares about him. Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
And suddenly she's in the livingroom with Ocean. How did she do that? And by the way, she's been there all night. She could really use a shower! I can practically smell her stench from here.
And she's back to her usual tricks. Ocean rejects her.
Look at that face! I might even feel sorry for her if she wasn't such a sleaze.
She tries to hug him again...
And he rejects her again. She doesn't learn to easily, does she?
OMG MY EYES!!! What the hell am I looking at!? Please, if there is a God, don't tell me I'm seeing what I think I'm seeing! Cripes, Aubrey, have you no pride?
Later in the kitchen...
DramaQueen: This sandwich tastes like fart, yum!
And now Aubrey is dancing with Mallory. Okay...
Mallory: Actually, nothing turns me off.
Er...that's a little more info than I needed to hear.
Aubrey: So what do you do for a living?
Mallory: I'm a Criminal Mastermind.
What? Hold the phone! Her!? At the top of the crime ring?
I have a really hard time believing it with that soft face of hers.
Things go from bad to worse when DramaQueen decided to leap into Drake's arms...right in front of Aubrey.
And he doesn't take it too well. He confronts her.
And slaps the tar out of her while Drake waves at him like nothing ever happened.
Then, and this is really weird, both Aubrey and DramaQueen wave at each other! All the while her face is scowling and his grades are dropping.
Aubrey has a breakdown while the crazy professor chats it up with the llama.
I go to check on the girls and find Arynn cheating at chess again. Looks like she's been caught, too.
Ah, jeez. A mother hates to see this.
Poor kid.
Arynn: Honest, it's really there. Just keep looking.
Arynn: What? I so did not cheat.
Remember how last chapter I couldn't get through the whole thing without stopping to spew my stomach contents? Well, I'm starting to feel that way again!
GASP!! What's this? Am I seeing things correctly? Aubrey is flirting with Mallory! Hooray! That's excellent!
Ooh - not impressive, Aubrey. Mallory smiles out of politeness, but I wonder what she's really thinking. This reminds me of Aubrey's teen years.
Aubrey: OW! You hit my nose!
DramaQueen: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Aubrey: It's not funny! It really hurts. I think you broke it!
And that results in more grade reduction.
You know what that means. Sigh.
Will Aubrey's love life ever get straightened out? Will PsychoDramaQueen ever just leave? Will Aubrey pass? Tune in next time to find out!
