Sim conversations.

[vanessa]

Are you trying to read the signs above theyr head when they are talking to each other?I do !
Here is an exemple:Father and little girl at breakfast:
-Could you buy me a sleeping cat?
-You're just a baby,you were using the potty just yesterday!
-I want a sleeping cat!And I'm not a baby,I'm using make up in the school bus.
-But I had woo hoo with an alien.I have negative feelings for her.
-Maybe you should buy her some makeup,she'll look better,I can show you the graph to prove it!
-I prefer ghosts,they can go to the citty and eat at the restaurant.There are statistics about that!

[dreamcatchermwh]

Can't say that i have,but i try to interpret what they are saying.For instance, when a female sim enters a room and a male is in the room she says "hey sexy".Theres more but i'm tired right now.

[flamebabe9]

it's funny to listen to them speak as well

[Verly]

Vanessa, your conversation cracked me up.  You are too funny. lol. Yeah, it is pretty hard trying to figure out what they are staying to each other.

It's even funnier when a parent is telling their child that they woohooed recently. lol. What a pleasant conversation to have at the dinner table. lol

[Stelio Kontos]

Even better:
When a kid talks to YOU about woohooing.

[Vampyre]

I only tried when they're gossiping about each other.
 
Maybe I should look more closely now to see what I've been missing.

[vanessa]

Here is another one.
2 guys talking to each other:
-I like to cook.I have a saucepan for that.I'm making my food in it,then I'm eating it,my stomach getts full(Rubbs his stomach.)
-I'm the director of the Sim Simphony Orkestra.You know that part when the violins go"Tidli-didly didly"and the cellos go "Daaa-daaa-daaaa".I love that part.I can show you the graph if you want!
-No,I like to cook in my saucepan then I like to eat the food,it's so good for the stomach.Sometimes I'm wearing makeup and high heels and I'm going to the restaurant.There are aliens there,they have antennas on theyr heads,they go "Tidly didly di..",it's very ridiculous.
-I remember when I was a baby and I was using the potty.
I'm a good kisser,you know?I can show you the statistics about that.
-I love myself!

[Verly]

hahaha!

[The Mule]

I like to make them gossip to see what they say:
 Grandma Trailertrash wet herself
Dr Evil burned his dinner

and the congrats are good too
Congrats on living in a house
Congrats on getting some whoohoo (this was funniest when it was Liz Trailertrash contradulating her father)
and my favorite: Congrats for NOT peeing yourself today....

[Micco]

and my favorite: Congrats for NOT peeing yourself today....

Perfectly understandable for toddlers... and elders :devill:

[Dinki]

LMAO guys

Unfortunately (for this thread) I have no baloons patch

[vanessa]

A money sim and a love sim:
-How are you doing?
-I just got married.I feel I'm in prison.
-Do you have kidds?
-Yes,but I have negative feelings for them.The baby uses the potty,and no make up!
-I want money!I want a new house and then another one.And a new bush.
-I have been skiing in the mountains because it was raining.
-And a food processor!
-I kissed practicaly everyone.
-Don't do that,you can get prison for that.
-And I woo-hooed a lot!
-It can get you in prison.I love money.I want to work as a thief,at night.
(a townie passes by,stops,looks at them,starts shaking the head thinking"they could offer me a drink or something.The brunet looks hot!",and desapears.The love sim thinks"it could be a successfull woo-hoo"then asks the money sim:
Would you woo-hoo with me?
-Not when you look like an alien.Buy some make up and show me the graph about it!
-Thank you,you are my best friend!

[agrindell]

Vanessa you crack me up, you made my day!     I especially like the second story about the two guys.  I am defineately gonna pay more attention to the conversations.

[AxelVal]

Sims are apparently obsessed with make-up.  Or at least yours seem to be, Vanessa.

[vanessa]

Yes,makeup,potty and graphs.Today I played a family talking about the weather at lunch.Only the weather.
-It's sunny today.
-I like the sun.
-But there are clouds in the sky.
-Sun is better.
-Sometime is raining.
-I like to travel when it's raining.
-Stars are nice too.
-The sun can get you arrested.
-Sun is money.
-I made a moovie about the sun.It gave me an Oscar.
-When,in the 60?
-No,when I was an astronaut.
-Sun can get you 5 friends.
-If you have a hat when it's raining you can play videogames in the sun .
-The sun is not a planet.
-No,it's just a car..