You know you play the Sims too much when.... Part II

[Artha]

Seems pretty self explanatory.  Come up with "You know you play the Sims too much when..." jokes!

Mine: You know you play the Sims too much when you imagine little green or red people symbols with the + or - symbols when talking to your friends.

[caffeinated.joy]

We already had this topic in the General Sims 2 discussion thread. It was locked up because no one was posting, but I'll be moving this over there, since this is more a discussion than a game.  

[Katie]

So does this mean we can post our "you know when you play sims too much" things here? 

[caffeinated.joy]

Yes, as the title says.

[Paden]

*bangs head on desk*

[Katie]

Just making sure, sorry.

When you wake up from a dream and you feel dizzy, and then suddenly you want to learn how to make pancakes, cereal, and to have a baby.

[stryeyeddrmr]

You know when you've played too much sims when you wake up and think that you have 200,000 dollars and a vampire for a boyfriend.

[Katie]

(^ or that might be when you you know you like Twilight a bit much)

YKYPSTMW(what do you think of the little acronym?)

When you see your husband in the dark you think he's a werewolf...

Or when you see a pacifier floating above the heads of your friends as they become parents.

[caffeinated.joy]

When you're with a bunch of friends and, when it's time to go, you stand up, wave and say, "Deg deg".

[Glamily]

When you see an overweight man with a large stomach and the first thought in your head was 'aw, he's pregnant'

[gumdrop Rain]

When you look at interactions between people and vizualize plus and minus points above their heads.

[Glamily]

When you see a person and you start planning a makeover in your head, including CC you know you have then you remember that real life is real.

[gumdrop Rain]

When you see someone looking around aimlessly and your first thought is that they have no task icons left.

[DaSpecial1]

If you're pregnant and the thought crosses your mind that the cheescake you're craving could make you have twins.

[Theraven]

If you're pregnant, and you know that you'll not have a girl because you don't like watermelons...

If you're pregnant, and you avoid kids channels all through the pregnancy...

If the cranky old woman in the neighbor house is nicknamed "Mrs Crumplebottom"

You wish you could use "maxmotives" whenever you're tired or hungry

If a Twilight fan mention "Bella", your first thought is "she was abducted by aliens"